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Book worm.

Optician.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

The circus diver.

'No cheating'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

Can't read 'SLOW'.

Easter Bonnet

The public was right

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

Matador.

'The spots are much clearer.'

To appease the fans, major-league umpires are now required to take eye exams during the seventh inning stretch.

'Doctor, your glasses!'

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

Checking new spectacles.

'He left me five minutes after he got his new National Health glasses.'

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."

A woman in glasses

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

"What a lovely portrait!"

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

'Crud I forgot my glasses.'