Spectacle Styler T-Shirts

A woman in glasses

Doing the borders.

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I don't like your application."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Vivienne Westwood

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...