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'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

"I don't understand it. We're not attracting customers."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shoe addict.

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Vivienne Westwood

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Dolores is so avant garde.

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"