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"I think it suits me - as designer dogs go."

The Style of Elements

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

The circus diver.

'No cheating'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

The public was right

Easter Bonnet

Football fan

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

And the die is cast!

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

Matador.

'It's very sexy nowadays.'

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

'Doctor, your glasses!'

Doorway for Hats at Ascot

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

What do you think of the Roman toga?

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

'We have to talk.'

'Crud I forgot my glasses.'

'Don't remove the tag. I want everyone to see when I'm finally wearing an expensive dress.'

Fashion world.

'Heads.'