Invitations Gifts

'Did you receive my 'save the date' card?'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Succession 2

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

"And—good news—it's black tie."

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

Onion Costume

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'

"I didn't know I was SUPPOSED to R. S. V. P!"

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

"What're you doing for Thanksgiving, little buddy?" "Having a huge party." "It'll be full of turkey, cranberry sauce, wine, eggnog, football, and friends and family who love me dearly." "Oh, good. I was afraid you'd be alone all day playing video games." "'Turkey Slaughter VI' is no ordinary game." "You're coming to my place."

Nerd night at the club.

'I can't believe they made a sequel.'

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

Wedding Invites

"I'm getting really tired of this cancel culture."

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

'It's a party invitation, Phillip, not a hostile takeover.'

Hospitality.

"Of course there's no food! I didn't expect anyone to be here."

'Since winning Best of Breed at the dog show he won't go anywhere without his entourage!'

'I could sweat the invitation said '7 a.m.'.'

"Could you help me pick one that looks nice? I've never been good at that."

"Just getting the hell out of here is worth the price of admission."