Invitations Pillows

'Did you receive my 'save the date' card?'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Succession 2

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"And—good news—it's black tie."

Franz Kafka does stand-up...

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

Onion Costume

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'

'It will be a big wedding, I invited all 2679 of my facebook friends,'

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

"I didn't know I was SUPPOSED to R. S. V. P!"

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

"I'm getting really tired of this cancel culture."

"What're you doing for Thanksgiving, little buddy?" "Having a huge party." "It'll be full of turkey, cranberry sauce, wine, eggnog, football, and friends and family who love me dearly." "Oh, good. I was afraid you'd be alone all day playing video games." "'Turkey Slaughter VI' is no ordinary game." "You're coming to my place."

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

Nerd night at the club.

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

Wedding Invites

'I can't believe they made a sequel.'

Touch Gig

'It's a party invitation, Phillip, not a hostile takeover.'

'Between us we've got 2000 Facebook friends, but we only know one person well enough to send us a Christmas card.'

Hospitality.

"Of course there's no food! I didn't expect anyone to be here."

'Since winning Best of Breed at the dog show he won't go anywhere without his entourage!'

'I could sweat the invitation said '7 a.m.'.'

"Could you help me pick one that looks nice? I've never been good at that."

"B.Y.O.P.?" "Bring your own Prozac."