Digital Invitations Pillows

Oh no! Did your computer crash? Worse. I got an evite to a baby shower. What's the problem? They send and electronic card. I have to buy a real epresent. So? That's "e" as in "easy". "e" as in expensive.

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Online Dating

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

Sunbathing with your PC.

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

'zzz sleep.'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

'That must be my computer date.'

We met online.

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

'We met online.'

Friday night was always sext night.

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'Man... how I hate these pop-up's!'

Online Romance

Cyber Love

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

"Jeez, Alice, at least Google him first."