Digital Wedding Pillows

"Mind you, getting married on line does take some of the romance out of it."

Right click for yes...

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Online Dating

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Your website or mine?'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

Zoom Wedding

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Online marriage ceremony.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

'That must be my computer date.'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

We met online.

"So, do you walk the talk? Replete the tweet? Sext the text?"

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."