Digital Wedding Pillows

"Mind you, getting married on line does take some of the romance out of it."

Right click for yes...

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Online Dating

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Your website or mine?'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

Online marriage ceremony.

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Zoom Wedding

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

We met online.

'That must be my computer date.'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

'We met online.'