Virtual Matrimony Enthusiast Pillows

"We are gathered here together in the presence of no one to join this couple in socially distant matrimony."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Zumma Cum Laude

Zoom Wedding

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

'We were matched by computer.'

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

'I see from your profile that you are 5ft 3, have blond hair and like red wine.'

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."

Valentine's day may be a bit different this year

'Do you, shoe online shop customer number 145583774, promise to love, honor and cherish electronic online shop customer number 9634217554...'

I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may tap the kissy lips emoji.

"I can't tell whether you're gazing into my eyes or checking your e-mail."

The first one's my cybersex partner, the other's my bit on the side.

Covid safe weddings

"I'm at my son's graduation ceremony."

'You may now click the bride.'

'I've got to tell you, your 'Do Not Disturb' sign is unnessary.'

"Let's not screw up a wonderful relationship by meeting."

Zoom Wedding Crasher

"When I say we met online, I haven't physically seen him yet."

"So what do you think about this coronaviruses thing"

"I like dating on line - You don't have to get all dressed up."

I actually met the girl of my dreams on the internet. Unfortunately, she was computer animated.

"Will we be skying each other tonight?"

"Mind you, getting married on line does take some of the romance out of it."

Cyberspace Romance

'I think I like you better online.'