Virtual Wedding Pillows

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

Zoom Wedding

I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may tap the kissy lips emoji.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"5...4...3...2..."

Online marriage ceremony.

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

Teleworking was the death of the office party

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

"I don't know why I bought all the food. We're having a Zoom party."

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

Happy Birthday

"It's not easy to get used to real parties again..."

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

You're on in five! Got it! Okay, Ernie! This is the biggest crowd we've ever played for! I can't wait to greet the audience! Hello Chicago! And London, San Antonio, Rochester, Greenville, Columbus, Sao Paulo, Ogden, San Jose, Seattle, Grand Rapics, Washington, DC, Las Vegas, Santa Ana, Terre .... Remote shows.

Love in the Time of Social Distancing

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."

Valentine's day may be a bit different this year

"We are gathered here together in the presence of no one to join this couple in socially distant matrimony."

'Do you, shoe online shop customer number 145583774, promise to love, honor and cherish electronic online shop customer number 9634217554...'

"Play Ball!"

"Miss Finley! Hold all calls! And release the confetti and balloons!"

"I can't tell whether you're gazing into my eyes or checking your e-mail."

"Any chance of a real date after the lockdown?"

Covid safe weddings

"I'm at my son's graduation ceremony."