Virtual Wedding Mugs

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

Zoom Wedding

Halloween may be a little different this year.

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"5...4...3...2..."

Online marriage ceremony.

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

Teleworking was the death of the office party

"I don't know why I bought all the food. We're having a Zoom party."

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

Happy Birthday

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

Love in the Time of Social Distancing

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."

Valentine's day may be a bit different this year

"It's not easy to get used to real parties again..."

"Miss Finley! Hold all calls! And release the confetti and balloons!"

"Play Ball!"

'Do you, shoe online shop customer number 145583774, promise to love, honor and cherish electronic online shop customer number 9634217554...'

"I can't tell whether you're gazing into my eyes or checking your e-mail."

"Any chance of a real date after the lockdown?"

"I'm at my son's graduation ceremony."

'You may now click the bride.'

'Oh, Lenny! Let's not spoil a perfectly good romance by actually meeting.'

'I've got to tell you, your 'Do Not Disturb' sign is unnessary.'