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Santa Claus's Mail

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Margarita

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Cinéma Vérité

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

'Well, this is definitely the last time I shake a bottle of Champagne before opening it.'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

Online marriage ceremony.

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'You add the girl after baking.'

Biodegradable helium balloons.

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"As your CPA, I would recommend you count the number of eggs before you hide them."

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

"It's because her boss has forgotten her birthday."

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

'You're laying down that bottle for when Rich graduates from college? Don't you ever want to drink it?'

Florist.

Santa School.

"Wow, the literary life is exhausting! Just when I finish 'What I Did On My Summer Vacation,' I need to begin my 'What I Want For Christmas' list!"

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

"But. . . You always wanted a cat! Okay, maybe I shouldn't have packed your present five months ago. . ."

"I don't know why I bought all the food. We're having a Zoom party."