Invitation Enjoyers Pillows

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Rabbit Punch

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Sharing Drinks.

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Does it still count as a party if you didn't get p*ssed and throw up in the ficus plant?"

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

Bank as a money tree

'Careful! Don't drink this here grape juice they're servin'. I've had three bottles now, and my head's a spinnin'.'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

Barman and drinker glare at man at bar ? sign says : 'Thank you for NOT saying 'At the end of the day'..''

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."

"Really? This is my favorite watering hole, too."