Invitation Enjoyers Prints

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Rabbit Punch

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

Sharing Drinks.

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

"Does it still count as a party if you didn't get p*ssed and throw up in the ficus plant?"

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

'It will be a big wedding, I invited all 2679 of my facebook friends,'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Barman and drinker glare at man at bar ? sign says : 'Thank you for NOT saying 'At the end of the day'..''

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

Bank as a money tree

"I didn't know I was SUPPOSED to R. S. V. P!"