Quirky Invitation Lover Pillows

Party Tonight: Bring a bottle.

The devil you know and his plus one

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"Dammit, Hopkins... It's the fiscal new year!"

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"Happy new year!"

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"I didn't know I was SUPPOSED to R. S. V. P!"

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

Snake Charmer

"And so, by the ventriloquism powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife."

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

'I adore a man of many parts.'

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

Hospitality.

A sign in the front window of a bookstore says "Meet the Pope 2 p.m."

Castaways at Christmas

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

"It's OK, darling - Granny's crying happy tears."

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"

"I think mine likes yours, too!"

Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."

My Name is Lucky.

"Could you help me pick one that looks nice? I've never been good at that."

We need to create new reasons to give greeting cards.'

'Did you receive my 'save the date' card?'