Quirky Occasion Lover Pillows

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Storage Unit of Love

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Happy new year!"

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"Dammit, Hopkins... It's the fiscal new year!"

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Tuxedo company.

'Slow and hurl.'

Steampunk Santa

Joan Crawford junior

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

'Please donate to the genetic mutation research institute.'

Nail Gun Manicure

"That's so last summer."

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.