Quirky Occasion Lover Gifts

Always looking for ways to increase sales, the creative team at Mayflower Greeting Cards brainstorms new sending occasions.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Pastry Hat

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Storage Unit of Love

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"Dammit, Hopkins... It's the fiscal new year!"

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"Happy new year!"

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Steampunk Santa

Tuxedo company.

'Slow and hurl.'

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Joan Crawford junior

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

Christmas has officially started too early. Carols.

If i could just once get my hands on the wacky cartoonist who designed this stupid costume

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

"That's so last summer."

Nail Gun Manicure

A penguin conductor

'Please donate to the genetic mutation research institute.'