Quirky Event Lover Pillows

A sign in the front window of a bookstore says "Meet the Pope 2 p.m."

Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

The devil you know and his plus one

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Dammit, Hopkins... It's the fiscal new year!"

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"Happy new year!"

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

"And so, by the ventriloquism powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife."

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

Fancy dress party: "I'm afraid I've just come in my shorts."

'Convention Centre...Coming Soon - Psychic Fair.' "I knew that."

Castaways at Christmas

"It's OK, darling - Granny's crying happy tears."

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"

"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."

Car Boot Sale - Go Home Yanks

We need to create new reasons to give greeting cards.'

"I didn't know this was a formal event."

A Redneck Christmas

"Is this a junk shop that sells coffee or a coffee shop that sells junk?"

The smallest pub in Britain was a 'bit choosy' about who they would let in!

Mitch performs in front of an oddience.

Eeny, Meeny, Miney hang together while Shirley frowns in the corner.

'...46 and still have Principles...'

"I told you a virtual swinger's party would be a logisitcal nightmare."

"Cool! I just scored us tickets to the next Leveraged Buyout-A-Palooza!"

'This year I did it the other way around...I first celebrated the New Year and then Christmas...Nobody noticed.'