Invitation Aficionado Gifts

Hospitality.

"Could you help me pick one that looks nice? I've never been good at that."

'Did you receive my 'save the date' card?'

"I didn't know I was SUPPOSED to R. S. V. P!"

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."

King of Music.

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

Wedding Selfie

Cat at Surprise Party.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

"The x-rays came back, and — I'm sorry, but we found a very large attachment."

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

Chef Cake Topper

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"You call this ice?"

'Lost Diary'