Reception Aficionado Gifts

'Careful! Don't drink this here grape juice they're servin'. I've had three bottles now, and my head's a spinnin'.'

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Sitting in a tree

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Mantis Love

Valentine Day

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Love Birds love just being together

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

You just keep giving.

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

Free love

"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!"

"Legs up to here!"

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

'I even love the way you snore!'

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

A small heart within a big heart.

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

'You think you're an incurable romantic? My prescription is to get married.'

I can't bear to be without you.

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"Call a meeting, Miss Pendleton. I want to hear some Corporate Creole."

'You are very deer to me.'

HornyWood