Reception Aficionado Gifts

'Careful! Don't drink this here grape juice they're servin'. I've had three bottles now, and my head's a spinnin'.'

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Sitting in a tree

Mantis Love

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Valentine Day

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Love Birds love just being together

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

You just keep giving.

"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."

A small heart within a big heart.

Free love

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'Introducing one of our top salesmen despite his old age. . .'

"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!"

I can't bear to be without you.

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

'You think you're an incurable romantic? My prescription is to get married.'

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

"Legs up to here!"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'You are very deer to me.'

"Call a meeting, Miss Pendleton. I want to hear some Corporate Creole."

HornyWood

A woman bows to the crowd