Fashion Show Season Gifts

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

The Style of Elements

Haute Suture

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"This is daring, but I like it."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"You fit in. You just don't match."

Easter Bonnet

The Phyllis Diller Collection

"We couldn't find a sitter."

'It's very sexy nowadays.'

Unsuitable clothing.

Christmas Socks

Doorway for Hats at Ascot

London Fashion Week.

New for Fall

What do you think of the Roman toga?

'Maybe there's a winter fashion?'

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

Ladies not wearing crinolines at a party

Christmas Hat Tree

'You're definitely a winter.'

Fashion world.

'We have to talk.'

'If you'd try dressing a little more conservatively, you might be able to get a job in the mainstream.'

'Don't remove the tag. I want everyone to see when I'm finally wearing an expensive dress.'