Fashion Show Season Gifts

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

The Style of Elements

Haute Suture

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"This is daring, but I like it."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

The Phyllis Diller Collection

Easter Bonnet

"You fit in. You just don't match."

"We couldn't find a sitter."

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

Christmas Socks

Unsuitable clothing.

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

'It's very sexy nowadays.'

Doorway for Hats at Ascot

London Fashion Week.

New for Fall

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

'Maybe there's a winter fashion?'

What do you think of the Roman toga?

Christmas Hat Tree

Ladies not wearing crinolines at a party

'If you'd try dressing a little more conservatively, you might be able to get a job in the mainstream.'

'Don't remove the tag. I want everyone to see when I'm finally wearing an expensive dress.'

'You're definitely a winter.'

'We have to talk.'

Fashion world.