Fashion Week Gifts

Ladies not wearing crinolines at a party

London Fashion Week.

"You fit in. You just don't match."

'That's a very revealing dress dear'

The latest in crop tops

'The shame of that Garbo woman-wearing MY dress!'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Catwalk.

The Phyllis Diller Collection

'When she said that she had 'Just thrown something on' she obviously very nearly missed!'

Haute Suture

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Demure lady with gloves

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sloaney Pony.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Teenagers!'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Tut and Carmen.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE