Fashion Week Gifts

Ladies not wearing crinolines at a party

London Fashion Week.

"You fit in. You just don't match."

'That's a very revealing dress dear'

The latest in crop tops

'The shame of that Garbo woman-wearing MY dress!'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Catwalk.

The Phyllis Diller Collection

'When she said that she had 'Just thrown something on' she obviously very nearly missed!'

Haute Suture

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sloaney Pony.

Demure lady with gloves

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The adoration of the gels.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Tut and Carmen.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE