Attending Fashion Week Gifts

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

The Style of Elements

Haute Suture

"This is daring, but I like it."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

tnl of lv

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"You fit in. You just don't match."

The Phyllis Diller Collection

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

'It's very sexy nowadays.'

Doorway for Hats at Ascot

London Fashion Week.

Face Painting.

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

What do you think of the Roman toga?

Ladies not wearing crinolines at a party

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

Fashion world.

'Don't remove the tag. I want everyone to see when I'm finally wearing an expensive dress.'

'We have to talk.'

Homemade Jam.

"Guess where my Guccis took me today."

'When she said that she had 'Just thrown something on' she obviously very nearly missed!'

'The shame of that Garbo woman-wearing MY dress!'

A woman in a red catsuit

Snake fashion shows.