Romantic Fashion Advisor T-Shirts

'If you want to go steady, lose the tassels.'

In the Guru District

Bear Costume

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Men's business romper.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

'I'll take it!'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Romantic Tree Carving

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

How would Madam like to pay?

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

Trendies, INC

Perfect Match

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Lovers in ruffled dresses

'Note the bold use of gray.'

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