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'If you want to go steady, lose the tassels.'

In the Guru District

Bear Costume

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Men's business romper.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'I'll take it!'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Romantic Tree Carving

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

How would Madam like to pay?

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

Trendies, INC

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'There are signs of improvement but I wouldn't order Christmas cards with both your names on them.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Lovers in ruffled dresses

Perfect Match

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."