Canine Style Advisor Gifts

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Hats and Food

Dog Dressed to Eat

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'The word bath is mentioned.'

I think the cat wants to go out.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'They're pinching my toes!'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

Do you look like your pet ?

'I warned you! You mix a power suit coat and pants and you short circuit the vest!'

"The groomer used too much product."

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been readng written?

'Does this outfit make my tympanums look big?'

Tartan Coats

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

'You can't fight the system in new-season smart casual.'

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"