Dog-loving Style Guru Gifts

Dog Dressed to Eat

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

I think the cat wants to go out.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

Dog Jogger

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

Tartan Coats

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Bob's more realistic."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

"It's finally fur coat weather."

I'd rather be cold.

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

Maude loved doggy fashion.