Canine Fashion Guru Gifts

'You don't think less of me because I wear a flea collar do you?'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"I was almost that last year."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

I think the cat wants to go out.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Dog Jogger

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

Do you look like your pet ?

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

Tartan Coats

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

"Bob's more realistic."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"I was not consulted."