Canine Fashion Guru Gifts

'You don't think less of me because I wear a flea collar do you?'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"I was almost that last year."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Dog Dressed to Eat

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

I think the cat wants to go out.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

Dog Jogger

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

Do you look like your pet ?

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"Bob's more realistic."

Tartan Coats

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

"I was not consulted."

"It's a relatively new breed. He's a West Coast Trend Setter!"

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"