Canine Style Advisor Pillows

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Hats and Food

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

I think the cat wants to go out.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'They're pinching my toes!'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

Do you look like your pet ?

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

"You'd like a second opinion? Okay, I think you should stay off the furniture too."

'I warned you! You mix a power suit coat and pants and you short circuit the vest!'

"The groomer used too much product."

Tartan Coats

'Does this outfit make my tympanums look big?'

Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been readng written?

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

'Who the heck is Tom Selleck?'