Dog Fashion Critics Pillows

Do you mean me personally? Or how much wood we could chuck on average?

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

I think the cat wants to go out.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

Dog Jogger

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Bob's more realistic."

Tartan Coats

'I like it.'

"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."

MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR

Red Setter - Trend Setter - Copy Cat.

The Thinker and The Stinker

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"The party was a bit embarrassing because Mrs Brunzkoter and me wore exactly the same dress!"

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

I'd rather be cold.

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."