Dog Fashion Pillows

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

Tartan Coats

'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

I think the cat wants to go out.

Puss in Heels

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Knight walking a dog.

What female dogs think about their looks.

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

Dog Jogger

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Mutant Mootunes - Pete Poodle Pants

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Cat's Pajamas

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Bob's more realistic."