Pet Style Gurus Gifts

Do you look like your pet ?

Bathing the dog

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Wow, what a DILF."

I think the cat wants to go out.

Dog Jogger

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

'It's an easy product to sell. We just have patients view themselves in high def.'

"Murchison’s theory is that it’s dog hair in your fuel line.”

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

Lion with hair straighteners.

Lady in fur coat to dog: 'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"It's only 9:15, Atkins—how come your tie is already at a four o'clock level?"

"It's not the dry food I hate, it's that crunching sound you make when you eat it!"

Tartan Coats

"Bob's more realistic."

Dogs wearing sweaters

Clumping and Non-Clumping Cat Litter

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

"I really don't mind having my nails clipped, but I'm too easy, she'll think she can brush my teeth."

Dog decides what hat to wear.

'What are we going to do about these grooming parlors...'

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"It's finally fur coat weather."

Pet Clinic

"Whenever I go for a walk I accessorize. I call it bling with a purpose."

"What to wear, what to wear.. another tube top, I guess."

I love what you've done with your hare.

I'd rather be cold.

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."