Couture Consultant Gifts

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

In the Guru District

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

That shows business confidence.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Men's business romper.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

'I'll take it!'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

How would Madam like to pay?

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Trendies, INC

"Fashion Week"

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

'Note the bold use of gray.'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

'They're pinching my toes!'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'