Couture Consultant Gifts

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

In the Guru District

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

That shows business confidence.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Men's business romper.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I'll take it!'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

How would Madam like to pay?

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"Fashion Week"

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Trendies, INC

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Note the bold use of gray.'

'They're pinching my toes!'