Imaginative Trendsetter Gifts

Snake Dress-Up

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Do you like my bling?

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

The Bland Leading the Bland

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

"My dad said they used to be bands."

'After 5 minutes it turns itself off and says: 'Get a life!''

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

A Head-Dress in 1777

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

"Cool bling bro!"

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

Today's Babysitter

'There, but for the grace of God, go I.'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

"Baldo, even though you've done something funny to your hair...it does not change my feeling for you. You're still my handsome nephew...and I still love you as much as before. Even if you've gone crazy in the head."

'Ooh! But neck piercings are soooo last season.'

Which way to menswear?

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'