Bank Customer With A Twist Prints

Updated Classic: Treasury Island

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'I'll take the one on the right.'

I have a dream.

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

"We've got an application from a bank asking if we'd like to sponsor a branch."

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Earl checks his balance at the bank.

"Where can I find your organic, locally raised children?"

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

"So, what makes you think I'm a therapist?"

'Waiter, a café with chairs, tables and two coffees please!'

'I'm conducting my own stress test!'

"We fire pound coins at each other at high speeds and hope for the best ..."

'What's your not-quite-so prime rate?'

"Uh, sir...madam...the sign just meant for customers to sit or lay on the mattress to see how comfortable...oh my!"

'Whenever I want to be dominated, I visit my bank manager...'

'I need to borrow enough to get myself out of debt.'

"I should tell you this transaction is being recorded, and may appear on my blog."

"I love our litte chats, Jack, but you've got to start drinking again."

'What do you mean overdrawn, I still have 12 cheques left.'

'It's Mr Nutkin Sir, he'd like to withdraw the contents of his safety deposit box. Same as last year.'