Bank Customer With A Twist Gifts

Updated Classic: Treasury Island

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'I'll take the one on the right.'

"More?"

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

Continental Breakfast...$2.99: 'What continent is THIS supposed to represent?'

I have a dream.

"We've got an application from a bank asking if we'd like to sponsor a branch."

Waiter, what's this photograph of Jeff Goldblum doing in my soup? He starred in the remake of "The Fly." Personally, I prefer Al (David) Hedison in the original.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

Earl checks his balance at the bank.

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"Where can I find your organic, locally raised children?"

"So, what makes you think I'm a therapist?"

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

'Waiter, a café with chairs, tables and two coffees please!'

'I'm conducting my own stress test!'

'What's your not-quite-so prime rate?'

"We fire pound coins at each other at high speeds and hope for the best ..."

'Whenever I want to be dominated, I visit my bank manager...'

Bank Checking and Savings. It's a new policy, sir --- There's a substantial penalty for any kind of withdrawal.

"Uh, sir...madam...the sign just meant for customers to sit or lay on the mattress to see how comfortable...oh my!"

My name's Troy, and I'll be your serve tonight. My name's Fred and I'll be talking way too loudly about my colon. I'm still learning my name, and I'll be screaming for no good reason.

'I need to borrow enough to get myself out of debt.'

"I should tell you this transaction is being recorded, and may appear on my blog."

"I love our litte chats, Jack, but you've got to start drinking again."

'What do you mean overdrawn, I still have 12 cheques left.'

'It's Mr Nutkin Sir, he'd like to withdraw the contents of his safety deposit box. Same as last year.'

Bank Checking. Ah, just the person we wanted to see. The good news is we've named a computer glitch after you.

'What do you mean overdraft? I still have 12 cheques left. '