Bank Banter Lover Prints

'I need to borrow enough to get myself out of debt.'

'Whenever I want to be dominated, I visit my bank manager...'

I have a dream.

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting."

'There's a five dollar discrepancy in my bank balance. Would you mind if I counted the money?'

Harvest Data Festival

'With all due respect for your horoscope, your loan payment is still due today.'

Cashier for Decoration Purposes Only

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

"And do you have any other form of security against a loan other than this 'Good times are coming' horoscope?"

'I'm afraid you'll have to get this hold-up note initialled at our withdrawals counter.'

'I'm conducting my own stress test!'

Bank loan applicant

'What's your not-quite-so prime rate?'

"Once upon a time there was a kind old bank that did not charge its customers a fee."

"I should tell you this transaction is being recorded, and may appear on my blog."

'Well, you're the psychic. Why don't you tell me if I'm going to give you any money?'

'What do you mean overdrawn, I still have 12 cheques left.'

'Hi man, I'd like to open a joint account...'

Pied Piper luring money from the bank.

'Need some money for a facelift, I presume?'

'£5000 overdrawn. . . Only kidding, but I did cure your hiccups.'

'It's Mr Nutkin Sir, he'd like to withdraw the contents of his safety deposit box. Same as last year.'

"If our bank had a negative interest rate we would be rich."

'What do you mean overdraft? I still have 12 cheques left. '

"He wants to rent a safe deposit box for the winter."

'But you're the 'Goose that Lays the Golden Egg...'

A tiny man living inside an ATM gives away money.

'You mean like a bailout?'

"Since interest rates are low, I'd like to refinance my bankruptcy."

'It's true their security is better here but they don't have overdraft fees.'

'Now you've signed all your assets over to the bank, I'm happy to lend you your bus fare home.'

"This charge is for your monthly service fee and this charge is because you didn't have it."

'I said... oh, forget it!'