Bank Banter Prints

Bank loan applicant

"Since interest rates are low, I'd like to refinance my bankruptcy."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

'I said I wanted to address the manager shortage -- not a short manager!'

You said you wanted to speak to the chairman of Zapco Steel - I've just realised that's me.

Manager - I don't just manage, I excel!

"Jane is sales, Fred is accounting, and Johnny's song and dance."

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

"There's a $2.00 service fee for that friendly greeting."

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

'There's a five dollar discrepancy in my bank balance. Would you mind if I counted the money?'

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

Mixing Business and Pleasure

'A rogue nation robbed the World Bank!'

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."

'With all due respect for your horoscope, your loan payment is still due today.'

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Cashier for Decoration Purposes Only

'Apparently if the banks don't pay top whack then senior staff will go off and bugger up someone else's business.'

"Hands up!"

"And do you have any other form of security against a loan other than this 'Good times are coming' horoscope?"

PANIC!