Beach-loving Bankers Gifts

Born to raise interest rates.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

Overdraft limit.

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

I Want to be a Drone President

"Good God! Has the dollar fallen that far?"

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

Business Vacation.

Foreclosed

Toys - Business Model.

Climate Crisis and the Banks

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

Masochism for stockholders.

"Endless Summer III"

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

"Glad to see you Hotchkins... Abernathy must have been the company embezzler!"

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

'I'm appalled, the bank's limited my bonus to 'grossly sickening' when I've earned 'outrageous'.'

Economy - 'And this is where you took the day off to watch the cricket.'