Beach-loving Bankers Prints

Born to raise interest rates.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

Overdraft limit.

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"Good God! Has the dollar fallen that far?"

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

Business Vacation.

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

Toys - Business Model.

Climate Crisis and the Banks

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"What they lose on the swings we gain on the roundabouts."

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

"Endless Summer III"

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

Masochism for stockholders.

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"Glad to see you Hotchkins... Abernathy must have been the company embezzler!"

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

'I'm appalled, the bank's limited my bonus to 'grossly sickening' when I've earned 'outrageous'.'

Economy - 'And this is where you took the day off to watch the cricket.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."