Aspiring Accountant Prints

'No kidding? When I was a boy I wanted to grow up to be an accountant too!'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

Sheep Ledger

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

'Worldcon' - financial statement fraud exposed.

Accounting: Desk trays - 'Accounts receivable' and 'Accounts deceivable'.

'Come quickly, sir! - Accounting is having an ennui attack!'

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

Governor of the Bank of England outfit

'Mom, I can't go inside now! Business is great!!'

"This isn't regular Hell. This is Tax hell, where you'll be audited for all eternity."

'With the current healthcare situation, my son decided he wants a junior investment banker kit.'

Good Accountant/Bad Accountant.

Home Business - Accounting Software.

'Have you got the accounts right yet?' - 'Yes, but I had to put in three mistakes to make them balance.'

"Oh, the doctor does keep up. He gets accounting magazines on the latest billing methods."

Junior Accountant

'Tonight on the Gourmet Accountant - cooking the books.'

T-shirt slogan: 'I survived the audit.'

"Are we going to start working with larger numbers? I want to work as a federal budget director."

"My mom has to take a drug test for her new job tomorrow. Can she borrow a book to study for it?"

Extreme Accounting!

'But I gave you a cheque book two days ago.'

"And, who is this Alice Chalmers that you've started spending money on?"

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

'You owe income tax, social security tax, and of course, graduated tax.'

'Bills in dog hours...7 times more expensive.'