Aspiring Accountants Prints

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

'This graph may need some explaining...'

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

'Are you the genius who came up with the 'Alternative Payment' program?'

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

Overdraft limit.

I am billing, therefore I am.

'I guess you could say we're a 'faith-based' company. Everyone worships the dollar around here.'

"Good God! Has the dollar fallen that far?"

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"I only have two apps on my phone. One makes me spend all my money and the other gives me embezzling tips."

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

'I'm here about the tax credits for business equipment which you listed in your return as 'Betty', 'Mabel', 'Liz'...'

Toys - Business Model.

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

'I realize I'm making a huge salary... but I gotta be me.'

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"Glad to see you Hotchkins... Abernathy must have been the company embezzler!"

Governor of the Bank of England outfit