Aspiring Millionaire Pillows

'I'm no longer content to live beyond my means...I want to live beyond my wildest dreams.'

'I'd like a joint account with a millionaire please.'

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'I feel sorry for people who don't make more money than they want to.'

"I think we'll begin with the gentleman on the end."

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"

"What I would like is a wonderful life, three bright kids..."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"Check it out! I got a phone app that tracks all my savings!"

"In addition to your lottery winnings, here's a list of all your new best friends."

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

What else is there to wish for?

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

World Economic Forum

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

"Grampa, when will I be old enough to ship jobs overseas?"

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'