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'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

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"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

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'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'

'Honey, it's a huge responsibility to get a puppy and get back in the stock market.'

'With the current healthcare situation, my son decided he wants a junior investment banker kit.'

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

'Not a bad day. I started a phony company in computer lab, made a public stock offering over lunch hour and socked away fifteen million into an off-shore bank account before afternoon recess!'

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

'I called your doctor, Mr. Bennett... he said to gobble up 2 companies and call him in the morning.'

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'That makes 3 years in a row they've paid you $20 million. Why can't you seem to get a raise?'

"I think we'll begin with the gentleman on the end."

'Cromwell, you remind me of myself at your age... only richer.'

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

'I intend to make a million. But I need to first borrow a million.'

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"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

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'I'd like a joint account with a millionaire please.'

"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"