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"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

'My life goals? Well, right now it's a toss-up between being president or a corporate raider...'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Robot Parts $5

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

Lemonade Inc.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'So I'll become a CEO of a dummy corporation.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

Sugar Fix.

'Admittedly, I'm into greed but it's honest greed.'

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

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"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

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