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'I want a husband who is handsome and perfect in every way. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?'

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“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

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"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

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'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

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"I'm keeping it really simple!"

"Where do you see yourself in five years, Mr. Hawkins - still a small investor?"

"Build your foundation, Dorothea. They will come."

"When I was young and naive I wanted to be a millionaire. Now I'm older, my values have changed. I want to be a billionaire."

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"Looking for Investors."

"Darling, trust me. Santa isn't going to give you a network."

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

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"I think we'll begin with the gentleman on the end."

"Y'know, I'm also into gene editing."

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

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"Kevin brags that he day trades on Wall Street, but his ringtone is still Sesame Street."

'Cromwell, you remind me of myself at your age... only richer.'

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

"And to think, when we met online people said it would never last."

'Get rich quick schemes - $1,000,000 each.'

'I'd like a joint account with a millionaire please.'