Aspiring Partner T-Shirts

"The full partner look."

What else is there to wish for?

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

Take You Home

"Progress is coming right along!"

"Of course I'm not quitting school, Dad! If anything, I've learned that if you want to succeed, you need passion and leadership and a whatever-it-takes attitude!"

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

Management Styles - Inspirational

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

"We met online, it was love at first site."

'Determined little guy.'

'Well, you're lousy at Maths, but I'm sure you'll become a great CEO one day...'

'Here we've both been, breaking our necks to meet the right person, and BAM!'

'Can I be a decision maker? Well, yes and no.'

Money And Prestige

"You said you wanted more responsibility around here. I agree. Empty this."

"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."

Soldier looking in the mirror and seeing a general.

'Why can't I ever lead?'

Competitions.

"Who'd want to Retire...what would you do with your time?...Apart from spend time with your kids...see all those places you always promised you would...be the person you want to be...have a life!"

"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."

'Here's a possibility -- How would you like to be the President of Argentina?'

"You asked Mr. Rod for a raise?!"

'I stopped doing my thing when my father stopped paying for it.'

'You're breaking your mothers heart, Vinnie! Would it kill you to settle down with a nice girl like Nancy?'

"All the good ones are either married or identify as gatherers."