Seeking A Partner T-Shirts

'He should be sensitive, but not overly sensitive ��' except to my needs.'

'I don't care about being dark and handsome,just make sure he's TALL!'

Computamatch.

'Same old story. Nice bod, but his investment portfolio was teeny weenie.'

'I would like you to contact a tall dark and handsome stranger. Object, matrimony.'

The man of my dreams

"No, I'm sorry, we don't have a low maintenance category."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"You like taking long walks in the rain? My dogs will love you!"

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Take You Home

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

"We met online, it was love at first site."

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

'Here we've both been, breaking our necks to meet the right person, and BAM!'

'This sounds good. Sensitive, professional male, 30-35, enjoys long slithers along the beach...'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

"The full partner look."

Computer dating.

"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."

A princess looking for frogs

"Is there a doctor in the house...hopefully unmarried?"

Woman seeks male companion...

Girl praying for love

"Is he a good alimony risk?"

"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."

"You might like my daughter. She's single and desperate too."

'I know she's not much to look at, but neither are you!'