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'I want a man just like the man that married dear ol' Mom. Only, about thirty years younger and making fifty thou a year.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Downton Abbey Road"

Tree Passion

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

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'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

Cupid

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

Snake Eyes

Musician

You made me love you.

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

Remarkably Richmond

"It could never work between us."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."