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'I want a man just like the man that married dear ol' Mom. Only, about thirty years younger and making fifty thou a year.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

Tree Passion

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"Downton Abbey Road"

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

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"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

Cupid

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

You made me love you.

Musician

Desert Island Romance

Remarkably Richmond

"Don't worry, princess, I'm sure one day your Mr. Divine Right will come along."

"It could never work between us."

Snake Eyes

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'