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"Larry, you can't blame everything on the media."

"Mrs. Porterhouse and her pianist have agreed to disagree."

"Sweetie, you can’t solve this problem by throwing money at it!"

"Hi, Baldo, you're looking really good today..."

"Sheriff, with these little blue pills they won't be calling you Deadwood Dick any longer."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Downton Abbey Road"

Tree Passion

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Cupid

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

Love.

Snake Eyes

"It could never work between us."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

Puppy Love

You made me love you.