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"Larry, you can't blame everything on the media."

"Mrs. Porterhouse and her pianist have agreed to disagree."

"Sweetie, you can’t solve this problem by throwing money at it!"

"Hi, Baldo, you're looking really good today..."

"Sheriff, with these little blue pills they won't be calling you Deadwood Dick any longer."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"Downton Abbey Road"

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

Tree Passion

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Cupid

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

Love.

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Remarkably Richmond

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

You made me love you.

"It could never work between us."

Musician

Puppy Love

Snake Eyes