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Marriage - Twelve months after, and Twenty Years After

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Sauvignon Bonk

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"You're such a good listener."

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

Venus

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Call me?"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'More bubbles!'

Mixed Doubles.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Love linked

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Paint pots in love

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Love Conquers All

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."