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Marriage - Twelve months after, and Twenty Years After

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Sauvignon Bonk

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Venus

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Call me?"

'More bubbles!'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Mixed Doubles.

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

Love linked

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Love Conquers All

Paint pots in love

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."